HMS University

ACCEPTED

TO MED SCHOOL

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Waiting for admission email from med school

ALL THE SHIT IS IN MY PANTS

cataquack:

seneca—-crane:

• Argus Filch and the Students Out of Bed
• Argus Filch and the Graffiti Everywhere
• Argus Filch and the High Cost of Painting Repair
• Argus Filch and the Massive Crowd That Leaves Trash Everywhere
• Argus Filch and the Best Year Ever
• Argus Filch and the Ruined Bathroom
• Argus Filch and the Worst Mess He’s Ever Seen

(via liamdryden)

I hope Rick Santorum goes into the wrong phone booth and ends up in the year 1500, gay married to Henry VIII

allthebaconpunswerebacon:

And he gets beheaded because he can’t get pregnant. 

(via olliefoshollie)

Fucking Livid

So I’m interviewing for med school, YAY!

And I’m attending practice interviews, which are only open to people being interviewed. On the schedule, I see the name of a first year girl.

It is LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE for her to have a med school interview. She’s not even done ONE YEAR OF UNIVERSITY YET.

I hope you like all the nice shit you doctor parents get you, stupid bitch. I hope you really enjoy when you get to the real world and your parents don’t get you SHIT.

My parent’s reaction? Well, don’t write a letter to the College of Medicine. You’ll burn bridges.

HELLO, DUMBASSES. This is corruption on a profound scale. These people are trying to find moral, ethical people to become physicians and they pull shit like this? As fucking if.

So yeah. Let’s just do nothing about it. That will fucking help. No wonder the world is so fucked. Don’t point out corruption because IF WE CLOSE OUR EYES IT WILL GO AWAY, RIGHT? RIGHT?

IDIOTS. Fucking stupid idiot assholes.

Thanks, baby boomers, for fucking up the world I have to live in. Enjoy dying before you seen the true destruction your fucking idiocy causes.